What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 09:16

Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
The heaviest proton emitter: New type of atomic nucleus discovered - Phys.org
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
What is the irony of life according to you?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
A Glucose Monitor for Someone Without Diabetes: Optimal or Overkill? - WSJ
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some best sources of great porn?
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Otsuka tops Vera Therapeutics in kidney disease study showdown - statnews.com
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks