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12.06.2025 09:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Why are German films often so formulaic even though Germany is a European culture? I love them but they follow formula very closely like Hollywood. What are the best German films?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

The heaviest proton emitter: New type of atomic nucleus discovered - Phys.org

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

What is the irony of life according to you?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

A Glucose Monitor for Someone Without Diabetes: Optimal or Overkill? - WSJ

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some best sources of great porn?

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Otsuka tops Vera Therapeutics in kidney disease study showdown - statnews.com

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks